So I'm browsing the internet looking for more news about the release of the West Memphis 3, when my ADD kicked in. I clicked on one link. Then another. And I clicked again. And again. And suddenly, I found myself on a website of awkward family photos. It's amazing what google will give you when you add the word "Arkansas" to your search.
Now I'm obsessed and could care less about the West Memphis 3. Here are just a few of the gems that I found:
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| I have no words for this one, except if you see these folks run for your effn' life!!! Seriously?!? A bayonet? And who the heck is the little green guy in the center? Their son? Yes. I realize those people are butt ugly, but does an ugly Y chromosome plus an ugly X chromosome equal a damn parrot????? |
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| I hope the internet police don't come take me away for this one because I'm fairly certain this is child porn gone wrong. |
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| Um, Mom... I love you. Now, there's this kickin' Satanic worship tonight that starts at 7:00 p.m. They are going to sacrifice a 3 year old boy. Can I go??? Please?!?!? I promise I'll be home by 10:00 p.m. |
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| Look at this proud papa! Hmmm... I wonder if there's much sibling rivalry between these two? |
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| I now pronounce you Swamp Man and Wife. "Choot-em, Clant, Choot-em!" | | |
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| And now you know how Michael Myers' life began... And why he was a psycho serial killer!!! He had serious Mommy issues. |
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| If I weren't so damn appalled, I might be impressed by the fact that this four year old can actually read! Can you say "Unabomber-ette"? |
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| As my friend, Laurie, would say, "Oh Lord!" Another child porn photo. This is disturbing on so many levels. I wonder if it's too late to turn this photo over to authorities? I bet we'll see this man again on the evening news. | |
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| And the National Humane Society needs a copy of this one. Those poor cats! Hopefully, they were put to sleep and out of their misery shortly after this photo was taken. | | |
Try not to do anything as stupid as what you've witnessed in these photos. But. If you do. Please, please, Puh-leeeez, for the love of God. Take pics and tag me on facebook!
Peace.
