Apparently I'm Big in China

Yep.  That's right.  I'm an international celebrity!  I never thought anyone but my real friends and a few polite bloggers that I stalk regularly actually read my blog.  I don't do it hoping I'll be discovered by Brad Pitt who will whisk me away from my life of domestication into his den of love (think Legends of the Fall).  I know that's hard for some folks to grasp, but I really do it for the camaraderie.  It's like my own little private Ladies' Club.  It's fun and funny!

Lately, though, I've noticed my following is growing.  I'm getting more comments.  People I don't know either for realsies or in Bloggy Land.  Comments I can't even decipher.  I'm sure my new fans are sending adoring accolades, but I wish I knew for certain.  I'd love to chat with them, but I don't know Chinese.  Obviously, these new fans are very smart and bilingual.  How else would they find me???  This makes me want to "chat" with them even more.

I've tried clicking on their names to find out more about these mystery followers, but the links only bring me to more Chinese writings.  The girl pictured in one of the blog links is young and cute, but I don't know her.  I wonder, why is she dressed so scantily?  Why is she bent over a couch like that?  She's surely not an old, frumpy mom like me so why does she care what I have to say?  Hmmm...

What's up with that?  Am I being mistaken for a buyer in the sex slave industry?  Does "Diary of a Party Girl Turned Wife & Mama" translate to "Looking for Hot Young Asian Chicks"? 

Jesus, I need to get some Rosetta Stone to learn a little Mandarin Chinese!