Showing posts with label missing blogger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label missing blogger. Show all posts

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Amber Alert: Tracie Is Missing!

Anyone seen Tracie from stirfryawesomeness.com?  Her site no longer exists, and I can't send her a message through blogger.  Weird how you get so attached to someone you don't even know, huh? 

If I knew what she actually looked like or where she really lived, I might issue an All Points Bulletin.  Plaster "Missing" posters in her neighborhood.  Get her face on the back of a milk carton.  Something.

Wait.  Call the Center for Missing Bloggers!  I think Tracie's been abducted by a sexual predator or worse...

Did she actually fall from the face of the earth?  Could it be that she's finally proven the world is really flat after all?