Okay, so a friend of a friend in Bloggy Land is hosting a little virtual round table discussion called the "Monday Minute." Check it, and him, out at The Daily Dose of Reality.
This is my first time, so be gentle. K?
Here we go! Drum roll, please...
1 - Where aside from a toilet have you taken a dump? Explain.
OMG! Is this question really necessary? Let's just say that emergencies have occurred requiring me to take desperate measures. I'm human, and I poop. Occasionally, at the most inconvenient times. 'Nuff said.
2 - At this point do you really think that Magic Johnson has HIV/AIDS?
Hell no. It just ain't possible. I think that there's some dude, either dead or living, named Ervin (instead of Earvin) Johnson, Jr. who tested positive for HIV. A lab technician made a typo, and, voila!, Magic Johnson got a phone call. Ladies, if you've ever had relations with a guy named Ervin, be afraid. Be very afraid!
3 - Would you wrestle a member of the same sex, nude, in pudding for 10 minutes for one million dollars?
Holy Mother of God! You bet your sweet ass I would. Ten million dollars??? Hell, I'd strip nekked and sing on the steps of Buckingham Palace for that kind of money. Hot damn, why? You know someone to hook a Sista up?
(Only after reading 400 other submissions did I realize that my answer was completely INCORRECT! Uuugggghh... My impulses and vivid imagination kicked in before I had the opportunity to consider the question. The answer is still the same, though. Heck, I already do pretty much anything for a free t-shirt. There's practically nothing I wouldn't do for a million dollars. As long as it's legal. I'm a nut-job, not a felon. The penitentiary is not a very friendly place. Have you ever seen Locked Up Abroad??? No way; I will not be your prison be-otch!)
4 - Squash just doesn’t sound very tasty. What say you?
I <3 squash! Boiled, fried...even raw! My favorite is squash casserole. YUU-UUM! Makes you want to slap your mama it's so damn good. Leave it to Southerners to take a naturally healthy food, slap some butter and cheese on it, and turn it into Heart Attack in a Dish.
and finally...
5 - Is it worth the effort?
I'm lazy by nature so "NO!" Unless, of course, you're talking about the nekked pudding wrestling thingy for $10 million, then "Hell to the YES!"
