That big, fat sweetheart in a bunny costume... But I hate his girlfriend, Amber. She's so childish and whiny. Farrah gets on my last nerves, too, but at least she's grown up a bit since she and Sophia moved out of her parents' home. I guess that little "domestic assault" was actually a good thing. Catelynn and Tyler are a hot mess -- immature and ridiculous. Thank God they put that baby up for adoption. Poor Maci... Ryan is a hotty, but such a loser. I would have SOOOO dated him back in the day. I would NOT, however, have named my kid after a car.
I've reached to an all new low. I'm an addict. My new crack is
Teen Mom on MTV.
Jersey Shore used to be the only reason for me to watch MTV. Now, though, I've added channel 331 to my list of favorites. Pathetic. A 40+ year old mom hooked on a TV show about the drama surrounding teen pregnancy. Screw
Kate Plus 8. I need more dysfunction. I need my entertainment in the form of a big ball of fuckness (Thanks for the new word, Snooki!).
Don't get me wrong; I'm still a
Jersey Shore fan. I am still a GTL'er who wears a Shirt Before the Shirt (SBTS). I still <3 the Situation, Pauly, and Vinny. I continue to be a proud supporter of the GFF (Grenade Free Foundation). My feelings for those Guidos and Guidettes will never die.
Instead, those Jersey folks will be sharing a special place in my heart with those jacked up teen moms and their babies' daddies.
